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Work has begun on the next big theme park in the World's of Wonder Resort. Mr. Wonder is being very secretive about just what this park will have to offer. But he promises that it will rival, if not surpass, the epic scope pf Wonder World.

Construction has just begun, so there is very little to show right now. The most interesting (distressing) thing to report is that he has hired his nephew, Scooter, as head grounds keeper. We all remember what happened to Water World when Scooter was left in charge. Or maybe we don't, but moving on...

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Scooter looks happy to be working again in a Wonder park. I'm not, though...

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Even more distressing is that Wanda, Mr. Wonder's sister, has also been hired to work at the park as head keeper. Here she is preparing food for the new flamingos that have just arrived.

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Wanda and son, Scooter, standing together on the new park grounds. The park is just a blank canvas now, with some initial rock work and water features slowly taking shape.

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This will be the future home of the Greater Flamingo. Right now, it's not much more than a mud pool.

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A waterfall is being tested amongst some very unfinished rock work. Rumor has it that there will be a system of underground caves beneath the rocks. What it will house is something we can only speculate for now.

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Ha! When that first image came up, I thought, "Hmm, that looks like it might be Scooter". Sure enough! An animal park with the talents (or lack thereof) of Scooter and Wanda... What could go wrong?

Only one wine bottle showing? Did Wanda suddenly feel a need to toss the empties in the trash can? Usually she just piled them into unstable piles on available furniture, I can't envision her cutting back on her daily intake...unless she just walked in the door?

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I've heard it from Mr. Wonder that since she was released from rehab, she has vowed to only drink one bottle of wine per hour. Although, he didn't mention how she's limiting her intake of beer, vodka, rum, brandy, cocktails, etc.

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